I build the things businesses run on — Discord and Telegram bots, scrapers that do not break, web apps, MVPs — and the brand that wraps around them. Then I automate the parts you should never have to touch again.
Crypto accepted, payment plans available. Briefs go through @AlainsBot · direct line @coolpigeon82
Most of this is private or under NDA, so it is described by what it does rather than who paid for it. Ask in the brief and I will walk you through comparable work in detail.
Conversational brief collection that qualifies a lead, scopes the job, prices it from a rules engine, then issues a crypto deposit address and confirms on-chain — before a human ever replies.
Distributed watchers polling hundreds of endpoints behind rotating residential proxies, diffing payloads and pushing sub-second alerts into Discord webhooks.
Auth, organisations, role-based access, Stripe-ready billing hooks and an admin console — scoped, built and deployed as a demo-ready product in two weeks.
Verification gate, ticket system with transcripts, reaction and level roles, giveaway engine, and a moderation audit trail — one bot replacing five paid subscriptions.
Logo, wordmark and mascot with a full asset kit: thumbnail templates, YouTube and Discord banners, stream overlays, emotes and role icons, all from one type and colour spec.
Order intake, invoice generation, CRM sync and daily reporting wired together with idempotent workers, so a duplicate webhook can never double-charge or double-ship.
Want references? Ask in the brief and I will point you at live builds and vouches from people who have paid for them.
No agency layers, no account manager relaying messages. You brief me, I build it, and I am the one who answers when something needs changing.
Discord and Telegram bots that actually hold up under load — ticketing, verification, moderation, payments, giveaways, lead capture. Then the glue behind them: webhooks, queues, cron, retries, and alerting so a failure wakes the bot, not you.
Marketing sites that load instantly and convert, dashboards that hold real data, and MVPs built to be shown to users and investors next week — not next quarter. Typed end to end, deployed on infrastructure that scales without a rewrite.
High-throughput scrapers and monitors that survive rotating layouts, rate limits and bot detection. Proxy pools, headless browsers, structured output, and change detection that pings you the second something moves.
Logos, wordmarks and full identity systems, plus the assets you actually need day to day — YouTube thumbnails and banners, Discord banners and role icons, server branding, avatars, and social kits that stay consistent everywhere.
82 technologies I use in production — every logo below is the vendor's own artwork, because getting details right is the entire job.
Typed where it matters, quick where it does not.
Interfaces that feel native and score green.
Schemas first. Parameterised queries, always.
Unattended jobs that recover on their own.
Deploys that are boring, on purpose.
Models wired into real workflows, not demos.
From first sketch to packaged source files.
The bot does the intake so nothing gets lost in a chat thread, and so you get a real quote instead of a week of back-and-forth.
Open @AlainsBot and answer a short set of questions. It scopes what you need, the deadline and the budget range, then hands me a structured brief.
Takes about two minutes. No call required.
You get a fixed price, a delivery date and a milestone plan. Approve it and the bot issues a deposit address — crypto, or a payment plan if the build is larger.
Deposit locks the slot. Scope is written down before anything starts.
Progress lands in a shared channel: working previews, not status updates. You review at each milestone and revisions happen while the code is still warm.
Staging link from day one. Feedback in-thread.
Source, credentials, deploy pipeline and a short walkthrough — all yours. Bots and scrapers ship with monitoring already wired up.
Support window included. Retainers available after.
@AlainsBot
Automated intake
The bot handles scoping and the deposit so I can spend the time building instead of quoting. Anything it cannot answer comes straight to me.
These are floors, not fixed rates — every brief gets quoted on scope. What never changes is that the price is agreed in writing before anything starts.
Single-asset work: a logo, a banner set, a thumbnail pack.
USD · per asset · 2–4 days
A bot, a scraper or an automation that runs unattended.
USD · per build · 3–10 days
Marketing sites, dashboards and investor-ready MVPs.
USD · per project · 2–4 weeks
Larger builds do not need paying up front. The standard split is a deposit to lock the slot, a payment at the halfway milestone, and the balance on delivery. Longer engagements can run monthly instead.
Stablecoins keep the quote stable while we work, which is why most people pay in USDT or USDC. Addresses are only ever issued inside the bot or in direct chat — never posted on this site.
Bitcoin
Bitcoin · Lightning
Ethereum
ERC-20 · Base · Arbitrum
Tether
TRC-20 · ERC-20 · Solana
USD Coin
ERC-20 · Solana · Base
Solana
Solana
Monero
Monero
Litecoin
Litecoin
Toncoin
TON
No checkout on this site. I never ask for card details, seed phrases or wallet connections. If a message claiming to be me asks for any of those, it is not me — the only accounts I use are @AlainsBot and @coolpigeon82.
Not sure which bracket you are in?
Describe it to the bot. It will scope it and come back with a number.
Where you can find me
Impersonation is common. Verify the handle before sending anything.
Every quote lists exactly what ships. No moving goalposts in either direction.
You never pay the full amount before seeing working software.
Source, assets and infrastructure transfer to you on final payment.
Alain on OGUsers, @coolpigeon82 on Telegram. Same name, same person, for years.
Want to see vouches first?
Ask me directly and I will send them over.
If yours is not here, ask the bot — it answers most of them instantly.
Message @AlainsBot on Telegram. It walks you through a short brief — what you need, when you need it, and the budget you have in mind — then returns a quote and a deposit address. If you would rather talk to a person first, @coolpigeon82 is my direct account.
The bot is the fastest route — it scopes the job and gets you a price without waiting on me. Prefer a form? That works too, and it lands in the same place.